1. Humiliation when confronted by someone bestowed with genuine intelligence.
2. Feelings of shameful fraud, when will someone rumble me?
3. Uncontrollable but joyfully body shuddering ejaculations of thy true self,
i.e. a puerile little oik child in mannish clothing.
See here for an example of such a juvenile spasm.
My entry to a competition to design a skateboard bowl.
This was the best I could muster. I mean, come on, what else was there to do?
The competition should you wish to enter, although I imagine I have already won, is here on this website which is really good for getting nice t shirts and ace pairs of Vans.