Phoenix, Band not Bird.

This lot are on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Hot damn. French take over also playing KoKo soon, take your girlfriend she'll love it.

http://www.wearephoenix.com/

Its Pug Life Bitch

This is the way we roll over here in the US of muthafuckin A son. Big men small dogs.

Pug Life is the only life I know. Bitches on heat packing heat, lowriders n 40's yo.

New York minute.

Up on the 4th floor in room four one five these two things are hanging. Invading and popping bright in the daylight hours and creeping and burning into the susceptible brain at night-time. Waste no more time reading this tripe, head out into the day and stay hungry for new eye food and fingers feels. Elusive and intangible as these things may be, getting yourself closer to them has to be better than not trying at all. Still a work in progress this hotel should be opening in April. Today was electric every metal object I came into close contact with produced a tiny sharp blue white spark making me jump in minute pain like a scared girl. I bet Jack London never jumped like a scared girl. But then he never had a laptop or Air Maxes so bollocks. I am bouyant on the American Dream raft 2009.

I love my job.

Money was placed directly into my bank account for this job in a major high street shop.

La Fleur en Papier Doré

In this place, over a glass of refreshing Goose Boom, a postal collaboration took place. Concept and words courtesy of Mr Robert Rankin, of Prick Jaggers fame, now Veir Und Sechs and drawing by meself. it was a good evening, I'd recommend the bar if you can stand the biting cold and swathes of marauding paedos. Not really, we only saw a couple. Its near the skatepark in Brussels. 

Love all the people all of the time.

Payment received in a full bottle of Jameson 12 year old. Good job and good payment terms in these years of uncertainty, like for like or worth for worth. Restart the barter system perhaps?

Phasing out money, reintroduce goats, cows, camels, daughters etc How would you value a piece of art in this context? I will give you, one push bike, a brand new sauce pan and six CD's for that drawing. 

"Bruv, bruv can you spare some money? My wife's in hospital, I've just got out of prison and I need 50p to go see her right?"

"Err no but you can have this bike pump and my old travel card."

Microfinance on a Dalston scale? The end of money, cash is dead say the adverts, like they said CD's are the death of vinyl and email is the death of letter writing.

Sed8 magazine is on the streets for the more than reasonable price of FREE. 

Try swapping something for nothing.

Ouija Part Two.

Ouija for famous dead (once homeless) people. Who'd have thought that Cary Grant was born in Bristol, or had slept rough in Southampton docks, the initial spark for those salatious rumors that dogged him in later life. Pun intended. Piece produced for Museum 52 Christmas Grotto on Tuesday 16th, Redchurch Street. Araki, Nick Waplington, some other proper artists and me. Sweet.

PPPP.IIIIIII.XXXXX

Get up you swine, motivate to your closest hipster hang out, music multiplex or shit smelling swill house. Go there at once, and seek out the freshest copy of P.I.X. It is real, it is inky and it is out there. Lovingly produced by Hanna Hanra and Princess Julia, fine women who run on tea, musical noises, chocolate fingers and fags. Face the facts now, anyone who announces the time as being, "quarter to cock on suicide Tuesday," is well worth paying attention to. Anyhoo, go get it read it, pay heed to what it contains, go see the bands, read the words, enjoy yourselves, what else are you going to do? Then, go home, drink some meths, unfold the fucker and get in touch with some dead dudes. 

Go here, see for your own eyes.

http://thepixzine.co.uk/article_view.php?article_id=380

Le Book Connections Hobnob.

People who visited the Research Studios stand were so blown away by the quality of the drawing and the work it was explaining that some of them started to dance. Think Footloose with Kevin Bacon and a university prospectus show at your high school. Canapes were brought out, champagne dripped freely, voices got louder, air kisses too, everyone had a hoot.

Research Studios for Le Book Connections

Boards for Reseach Studios stand at the Le Book Connections show which is on at the moment.

More pictures soon.

www.researchstudios.com

www.lebook.com/connections

Nokia Job

Embrace the information age childen of mother nature. Throw down your crude tools of propagation and germination, give up your livestock and fowls. Behold the new Nokia 6220.

This is what you need and want, if you knew it or not. Chances are your neighbour already has one. How does that make you feel, second best, out of the loop, behind the times? Well frankly it should. Get out from under your sheltered backwards rock and live for the now, go out immediately and beg or buy but don't steal (Nokia are people too) one of these little electronic organs. Soon you will wonder how you ever coped without it's little reassuring clicks, beeps and infonuggets. You are it and it is you. Abandon all hope ye who cross this line for there is no going back, this is the future, this is now.

When Skies Are Grey

Everton Fanzine, produced by A to M, have alook at their website, link on the right.

That for those who don't know is Duncan Ferguson having a go at killing Stefen Freund.

The beautiful game.

Radar Online Magazine

Here are a couple of drawings I did for an American Mag called Radar, a good mix of fun stuff and stuff that makes you think. Wow, simple minds etc. Have a look at the website.

http://www.radaronline.com/from-the-magazine/2008/08/100_signs_your_college_isnt_prestigious.php

Purile Postage

A call for the resurection of  tangible post rather then e post.

Handle with care it said on the envelope. Ha ha.

Les Animaux De Le High Street Part 1

Blink and you'll miss it part two.

The Other Club

Logos for The Other Club, you can see what they do by looking at this....

www.slamxhype.com/blogs/theotherclub

Onwards and upwards

Spread from an Eastpak book about travelling and skateboarding in Europe. Hence the little rucksack in the picture, Eastpak also make sausages, they're a bit tough but last for ages.

Biro Hell

This was for a short film directed by Sam Walker, I can't remember what it was called and I haven't seen it but this drawing was in it.

Yours for a very unreasonable price.

The future of advertising as seen by 

the Advertising Standards Authority.

ASA Annual report 2006

www.asa.org.uk/ASA_2004_Rebuild/ASAAppBase/AnnualReport2006/default.htm