Tuesday, 10 February 2009

Her heart is in the right plaice.

She may be slimey, cold blooded and live in an oceanic trench 3000 metres below sea level but I love her, She clicks and squeeks in the most adorable way, sometimes she gets caught in drift nets and eats raw sewage but I love her. We met when I was in the Baring Straight late one cold November night, I told her then I loved her and that I'd never eat sushi again, she said click clicky clik clik. Love at first bite, hook, line, sinker and DVD version of Splash. Fishy fingerings and sub aqueaous sweet nothings prevail, heave ho to the warm gulf stream.

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