I'm on the one liners today, got a few good ones in there. In memorial of the great Tommy Cooper. A woman goes to the doctor and says, "It hurts when I do this." He says, "well don't do it then." Spider gimp is no more. He is in hiding somewhere lurking, ready to pounce on the next white wall he sees unmarked or unblemished. Wielding only his spiderwits and an egg sack full of big fat nasty marker pens he is on the prowl. Offices banks corporate HQs hotels you have been warned and invoiced.
I know it's sad to laugh at your own jokes but I think that horse one is actually pretty funny.